Friday, September 16, 2011

Men are clever! Aren’t we?

You must have thought this at least once in your whole life. Is every girl a bitch? A female dog barks. Do they? Yes. A female dog bites. Do they? Yes. A female dog screws a male dog. Do they? Of course Yes. Sometimes knowingly (literally) sometimes unknowingly (spanning over a whole lifetime). Now let me rectify you what you must have started weaving by now, that here, there is one another spiteful, frustrated male soul, up to spewing venom against the ‘weaker’ sex, being dejected by his girlfriend. But it is not that. ‘Girlfriend’ is not only the person who can insinuate about the ill effects of having them in your life. It can also be your sister, your aunts, moms or simply girl-friends.

We ponder over our relationships with them hours after hours. But the moment you come across them, a convincing vibes from their stance takes you in and you inevitably starts believing that they have spent more time and energy over thinking about you, than what you did. And thus an invariable culpability ensues in your mind and you get perched upon an unsteady saddle, trying, all this while, to evade this particular situation. And all these happen much before her uttering a single word! With a ‘girlfriend’ around, (with whom you are suppose to feel blissfully delight all your life) things turn up really messy within three years (Max.) and oh-God-get-me-out-of-here situation when she appears to be your decade old cohort, your mother, your only permitted friend of the opposite sex, your puppet-master. We men ask for a partner and what we get a controller.

A girl-friend can be a pain in the back as well. With them you savour the taste of their shrill voice, their feminine attires, their delicate accompaniment, their child-like agility, their mature suggestions to the intricate social life of yours etc. and that too without you being required to be committed. Cheers! But they are not the red wines, you see. The more they grow old with you, the more they become insipid, the more grows their wants from you…but still they lack that vigor, that desperateness of a true ‘girlfriend’ and therefore less dangerous for you as they lack those 3 words of your mouth. But it is not that easy. We have our basic needs, biologically proven, scientifically accepted but still socially invalidated. These mere friends cozies up with us, play with us and in the game, when we take our part (letting our hormones to overpower us), we get trapped! And so their shrill voice, their feminine attires, their delicate accompaniment, their child-like agility, their mature suggestions all seems no less than a neurotoxin! All their cutely, cuddly stupidity and inability to handle simple things which my brothers in KGs will easily do are only shows to hoodwink us of our powers and we never understood what we are living with is a myth of authority over them. Let them come nearer and you will see who the real master is. Don’t we people look at our parents! Oh yes we do. But we tend to persuade ourselves that it’s gonna be entirely different in our case.

Oh fine! That’s what it has been and is going to be. Well all we do is not for us. It’s for the nature cause. Are we so dumb not to see the upshot after all these stories of frustrated souls in movies, songs, poems, blogs etc. no we are not. It’s all a sacrifice, a part of our bigger heart, as you see for the ‘Legitimacy Of Procreation’.

P.S: me and my girlfriend are still happily knotted!... oh yes we are.

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